Oo, Oi!

Oo, Oo! said St Nicolas
And Arius said Oi!
That was too much for St Nick and
Oh boy oh boy!
Nick filled Arius’s face with Christmas joy.

The essence of the thing is this:
Christ is incarnate God
Arius said nope, just a man
So it’s not odd
Nicolas knocked Arius down to the sod

They defrocked rash St Nicolas
And threw him in a cell
The Theotokos came and said,
Nick, you did well
As bishop you have saved many souls from hell

If asked what Christmas is about
Say Homoousious
God took on our human flesh in
His son Jesus
But don’t punch if they say Homoiousious

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